I wrote the explanation in case those with English as second language might get the joke more easily.
It took me a bit to get that one, I only got it when I read it out to my daughter!
But then I have been sipping on a Bundie and coke (which helps make all jokes more funny) while cooking dinner, a home made chicken/avocado/cranberry pizza!!! A strange coincidence that I just finished making a pizza as you sent your pizza joke. I am not sure if you guys will know what Bundie is? That is Aussie slang for "Bundaberg Rum" made from Aussie sugar cane in the town of Bundaberg, in the state of Queensland, Australia since 1888. They also make high quality ginger beer, sarsaparilla and various top end soft drinks. Really nice stuff to be honest. Do they sell Bundaberg soft drinks and/or rum etc. in your countries? Have you guys ever heard of the company?